The Five Months of Jason: J for July, A for August, S for September, O for October, and N for November⸻
Hi, I’m Jason Grandon, owner of The Grandon Group, Arizona's #1 Brother and Sister Real Estate Team. Also, Amy's husband( most important) and if you haven't noticed, my name is an acronym for five months of the year: July, August, September, October, and November. Coincidence? I think not!
Let me take you on a fun and whimsical journey through the five months of Jason. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a hilarious ride!
J is for July! July, the month where summer kicks into high gear. Fireworks, barbecues, and the scorching Arizona sun. It's the time when we embrace the heat, splash around in the pool, and remind everyone that sunscreen is not optional. Just like July, I like to bring the heat and light up the room—though, admittedly, I’m better with jokes than sparklers.
A is for August! Ah, August. The dog days of summer when it’s so hot you can fry an egg on the sidewalk—seriously, don’t try this at home. August is the month where even the most hardcore sun worshipers start looking for shade. Just like August, I can be intense, but in a good way. Think of me as the shade under a palm tree—cool and refreshing with a side of SPF humor.
S is for September! September is that awkward in-between month where summer meets fall. It’s back to school for the kiddos and back to reality for the rest of us. The weather starts to cool down (slightly) in Arizona, and we begin to remember what it's like to wear something other than shorts. Like September, I’m a bit of a chameleon—adapting to any situation and ready to bring a touch of autumn spice to your life.
O is for October! October is when the magic happens. The leaves (finally) start to change color, and the scent of pumpkin spice fills the air. Halloween is the highlight, with costumes, candy, and spooky fun. Much like October, I have a knack for transforming ordinary days into extraordinary adventures. And yes, I too can pull off a mean costume—just ask anyone who’s seen my “Captain America” outfit.
N is for November! November, the month of gratitude and turkey-induced comas. It’s all about family gatherings, giving thanks, and elastic waistbands. The weather is perfect for outdoor activities, and we’re all gearing up for the holiday season. Just like November, I’m all about bringing people together, sharing good times, and of course, indulging in a bit of turkey (or tofurkey, if that’s your thing).⸻So there you have it, folks—the five months of Jason.
Whether it's the sizzling summer days of July and August, the transitional charm of September, the spooky fun of October, or the gratitude-filled warmth of November, each month has a special place in my heart and my name.Next time someone asks you what’s in a name, just tell them it’s a whole five-month extravaganza, courtesy of Jason!
I'm so proud to represent this great state of Arizona. The Real Estate Market is incredible. Call me at 480-276-2954 or go to www.THEGRANDONGROUP.com for all of your buying and selling needs.